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yeah... suuuure... I do homework and chores and every once
in a while I throw a damned tantrum! ok?!... Whatever!"
Haley snaps back as he tolerates another patronizing question
from one of the many mass generated media clones who feel
the need to remind their low attention span audience that
in spite of unprecedented accolades from big named stars,
an Oscar nomination at the tender age of 11 as well as numerous
dramatic leading roles... he's just a 'normal' kid...
whatever. |
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| "Thumbs
up!" exclaim two of the leading stars of 'Pay It Forward'
in this spontaneous pose. Photographers loved the pose so
much the two were obliged to suffer through five more variations.
When asked if Haley would climb on Spacey's back for a shot,
both stars immediately exchanged their thumbs for fingers
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Actor Brendan Gleeson was the victim of a
bizarre accident today when according to witnesses all
of his household appliances suddenly sprang to life and
pummeled him to death. Gleeson who portrayed the sadistic
antagonist, "Lord Johnson-Johnson" in the film
Artificial Intelligence, was said to have been complaining
of uncooperative appliances ever since the film came out,
and once claimed a computer controlled elevator bounced
him madly between floors before dumping him in the basement.
Sadly his complaints were not taken seriously. Authorities
are attempting to contact other actors in the Flesh Faire
sequence to avoid further tragedy.
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(I
stole that bit from an old Woody Allen routine. Thanks Woody)
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| "Wellll...
(ahem)…once again, that's because this is my real
family," Sam Robards tries to respond once more to
a clueless fan's observation about how different Monica
and Martin look in real life. |
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